March Madness: Obama Pickin the Ladies?!

BUSTED!!! A nosy coworker just caught you red handed filling out a college basketball bracket- the number one office production killer of the spring. Immediately you are turned in and summoned to the boss's office to explain your wrongdoings and beg for forgiveness. You enter the man's lair and proceed to mumble your way through the pitiful defense that you're formulating on the fly. The blank stare on the boss's face does not bode well for you, and you prepare for the worst. In the minutes of silence proceeding your ramblings, you begin preparing an excuse to tell you wife & kids as to why you just got canned. After what feels like an eternity, your boss finally speaks, "So you really think Butler can survive Pitt's stingy defense?"

March Madness Bracketology 101 - You're Already A Loser

What's the point of filling out that March Madness bracket anyways? Sure you get to waste a few minutes of company time by writing down your genius selections, but in the end I guarantee you're going to lose! That $10 you invested in your effort to avoid working will undoubtedly be spent by one of your co-workers in the near future. It really does not matter how much research you do or how much ESPN College Gameday you watch, the big winner is going to end up being one of the following two people:

Cris Collinsworth Is On a Boat...and Almost Dies!!!

It's Monday! That means you just made it through another horrible day of putting up with your overweight boss, stale coffee, and  "PC LOAD LETTER" error messages from your crappy HP printer, all while starting work one hour earlier thanks to daylight savings time. There really is no way to help you forget your miserable life, but maybe this little nugget of happiness will make it a little more bearable.

Roger Goodell, Making $1 & Still Overpaid

Roger "the Puppet" Goodell

FAILED! As commissioner of the NFL, Roger Goodell was unable to accomplish one of his main responsibilities, which is settling disputes between his employees. You have to give him some credit for staying relatively busy by cracking his whip on "important" issues like excessive celebrations & compulsive tweeting. Determining fine amounts and suspension lengths for these menacing acts that were ruining the league, has really left him no time to do much more at work.

Mr Perfect - Blake Griffin's New Look

Blake Griffin is pimpin!

Who doesn't love Blake Griffin? The guy is an unbelievable talent that produces basketball highlights on a nightly basis. In a few months, he will undoubtedly be the next NBA Rookie of the Year. Couple this award along with the 2011 Slam Dunk Championship and the 2009 John R. Wooden Award for the College Player of the Year, and it seems like the man can do anything. And by anything, I do mean just that....