Douche of the Week: Feb. 20th - 26th

Glen Davis doing Boston proud!

No matter how big of a loser you are, at least you are not one of the guys listed below in my first installment of Douche(s) of the Week. Each participant will be rated on a scale of 1 to 3 douches, with 3 being the douchiest. Lets begin:



Bryan Carrasco - Never heard of him? Well there is a good reason for that and it is because he plays the sport of soccer. While it is hard to imagine watching a sport who's games can end in 0-0 ties, here is another reason to not watch. Mr. Carrasco plays for the Chilean U20 soccer team and has an interesting strategy on how to get the ball. Not only does he flop to get the ref's whistle, but he takes the defenders arm and whacks himself across the face with it! Nice play soccer DOUCHE! Here is that play:



Miguel Cabrera - So you had a stressful week of figuring out how to spend the $20,000,000 you earned playing baseball last year and you decide go out for a drink. One drink turns into 15 or 20, and before you know it you are swigging on a bottle of scotch in your SUV on the side of a Florida highway with a handful of deputies outside your window. Miguel has had his issues before when it comes to drinking, but that didn't stop him from making a similar mistake roughly a year and a half later. For all the trouble that he has gotten himself into, he seems to be keeping a positive outlook on the situation as seen in his cheerful mugshot. You've got to hand it to this drunken DOUCHE for knowing how to party with the best of them!

Miguel Cabrera enjoying himself in the slammer!



Rip Hamilton - So you hate your boss and the company that you work for and all you want is to get out of your current job situation. There are millions of hard-working American citizens that are right there with you Rip and would love to sympathize with your struggles (I am using the term "struggles" very loosely, considering he is making 12.5 million dollars a year). Instead of appreciating all of your good fortune and just toughing out this rough stretch of your career, you go off on an expletive ridden tirade on your coach and leave the team. To go along with this, you also decided to nix a trade that would have gotten you out of Detroit and sent you to Cleveland, a paradise in comparison to the motor city. For this great decision I am giving you the title of DOUCHE OF THE WEEK!!!!! Congrats Richard!

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